How to annoy your best friend
gemstar02: Disturb their sleep Give them pain Make jokes about them Mess up their footage Not giving them space Making fun of their height In the end
Introducing your friend to a new fandom:
Expectations: Reality: More laughs here >
Conversation with my sister:
bloggingthetrench: Me: So, did you hear that Colin and Bradley went on a date? My sister: …. Me: …. My sister: …. Me: Just sayin’. My sister: What are- Me:
I swear to God, everything on Tumblr is about the...
"I want a twilight theme park"
I think you already have one. It’s called a forest.
That moment when you're in a hurry and trying to...
totally-relatable: and then finally the light turns red (via Totally-Relatable)
Reblog if you use the Force when opening automatic...
megamind: you have fallen right into my trap
metroman: you cant trap justice its an idea. a belife.
megamind: but even the most hard felt belife can be corroded over time
metroman: justice is a non-corrosive metal
megamind: but metals can be mealted bu the heat of re-vaange
metroman: it revenge and its best served cold!
megamind: but it can be easily heated in the microwave of evil!
metroman: well i think your warranty is about to expire
megamind: maybe i got an extended warranty
metroman: warrantys are invalid is you dont use the product for its intended purpose
Roxanne: oh girls,girls your both pretty. can i go home now?
Sometimes my own laugh scares the hell out of me
I’m like, “Was that me?” More laughs here