August 2012
151 posts
A moment for Minerva's sarcasm:
Minerva Mcgonagall: Well, usually when a person shakes their head, they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans
Minerva Mcgonagall: I wonder, how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking.
Minerva Mcgonagall: I should have made my meaning plainer. He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.
Minerva Mcgonagall: Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?
When it rains outside
Facebook: 22 statuses
Twitter: 37 tweets
Instagram: 17 pictures of the sky
Tumblr: What is outside?
Avengers fandom: stop it, Thor.
Legend of Korra fandom: WATERBENDING!!!!
the nordic 5 always cheers me up. then i read...
ehck:
"You're so innocent."
theannoyingskwid:
That’s what you think.
Follow the FUNNIEST blog in Bikini Bottom
My Sleeping Schedule: →
theannoyingskwid:
DAY:
NIGHT:
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em3raldd:
izumikonatas:
i was not expecting that
what's your favorite type of machine to use at the... →
theannoyingskwid:
the vending machine
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dalenaaaa:
k-dawgggg:
ifdreamstherebe:
ih0peyourwifidies:
omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg
Watchmattalmodiel:
helloawkwardturtleduckhere:
zikau:
THIS VIDEO MADE ME SO STRESSED OUT.
i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my...
and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
WELL FUCK YOU
MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
what if we have tho
what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids
what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa
gatissimo:
Can we just have a moment of silence for those poor teens whose parents monitor their internet usage
Teacher: Just do your homework
Doctor: Just eat healthy
Mum: Just clean your room
Opposite sex: Just look gorgeous
Friends: Just be socially active
Life: Just be perfect
Me: It's not that fucking easy guys
fishing-for-nordics:
people who don’t know what Gutters is must think we’re freaks.
“why the fuck are they crying over gutters?”
you’ll just never understand
reblog if you'd truly miss me if I deleted.
apple-the-pony:
themellowwitch:
Reblog if you're a Tumblr Addict, then CLICK THE...
forever90s:
omg waited so long for this!
migizi:
ordile:
ATTENTION FRIENDS: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FEEL NEGATIVE EMOTIONS OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SIT ON YOUR FLOOR AND MAKE THIS FACE UNTIL YOU FEEL BETTER
Basically this. Yep.
Tumblr is like Hogwarts.
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
It’s divided into groups based on interests & personalities
People who belong to tumblr don’t talk about it to people who don’t
And the pictures move
OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR...
batmansymbol:
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”
NOT JIF,
GIF.
And here is the link for the opposite.
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
550 Alternative ways of saying "said" →
juneluxray:
burnupasun:
iam—ironman:
Other words for said in alphabetic order
Accepted, Accused, Acknowledged, Admitted, Advertised, Affirm, Agonized, Agreed, Alleged, Announced, Answered, Appealed, Apply for, Arranged, Articulated, Asked, Asserted, Asseverate, Assumed, Assured, Attract, Aver, Avow,
Barked, Bawl, Bawled, Beamed, Beckoned, Begged, Bellowed, Beseeched, Blubbered, Blurted,...
Me Studying or Doing Homework for School
sodamnrelatable:
1 minute later
5 minutes later
10 minutes later
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That awkward moment when your mom sits down next...
sodamnrelatable:
Time to refresh facebook like an idiot…
Time to open paint and draw butterflies and unicorns.
Time to look at clothes on clothing websites.
Time to check your e-mail.
But not get on tumblr because porn might randomally show up on your dash.
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There is nothing more satisfying than swatting a...
Watchderekfett:
videohall:
Velociraptor in Melbourne
Everyone can quit cosplay now.
Most kids: I like to drink and smoke weed.
Me: When its cold out I like to breathe heavily and pretend I am a dragon.
Me: My homework was done and great but everything changed when the fire nation attacked
Me: Only my homework, master of all my classes, could stop them.
Me: But when my teachers needed it most, it vanished.
